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May 23, 2008

Eco-fascist nightmare

Filed under: stories - 23 May 2008

The tourists, mostly from China, watched with fascination as the British pedalled their bicycles around Trafalgar square, red-faced with exertion. Most of them looked away when a tourist tried to take their photo, but some looked at the cameras expressionlessly.   
“I …

February 5, 2008

The Call episode 2

Filed under: stories - 05 Feb 2008

(continued from The Call episode 1)
He’s writing a book about religion which he has tentatively entitled `Conflicting attitudes towards Christianity in Britain and America.’
He’s even considering adding the sub-title `In Britain it’s considered eccentric to be …

January 11, 2008

Bye webcam girl

Filed under: stories - 11 Jan 2008

Webcam girl

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He watched his favorite webcam girl playing with a sex toy - an ant eater - and …

January 8, 2008

The Call

Filed under: stories - 08 Jan 2008

“The British once sent missionaries overseas to convert `the natives’ to Christianity but now it is the British who are the natives that need converting - or rather converting back, to Christianity.”
This is Pastor Jim Meirs, previously of Texas but …

January 6, 2008

Smoking story

Filed under: stories - 06 Jan 2008

“It almost makes you want to give it up,” he said to the girl who had just drifted from the pub into the smoking shelter.
She lit a cigarette. “It’s terrible, isn’t it”, she said. Her husband or boyfriend was waiting …